I've had a very productive day so far. I got almost everything on the old honey-do list that Mary left for me when she left me. I mean she left home to do her own thing. No, that doesn't sound right either. What I mean to say is that she went to town this morning without me to meet Jonathan and our two beautiful grand daughters at the zoo.
I was not invited on the zoo excursion. I don't know why. Maybe I embarrass them when I walk around shouting "Free Willy" whenever a zoo official passes by. Or maybe because I hate zoos in general, seeing all those sad eyes and frowns on those unfortunate inmates lazing around in the dust, and sometimes mud, devoid of privacy or any of the real comforts of home. No, I am not good company at the zoo despite Paul Simon's insistence that "It's all happening at the zoo."
Then again, maybe they only invited grandma along because they had one more admission ticket, and that they know that grandma loves the zoo. The only thing I'm complaining about is that she gets to spend that time with our granddaughters, whom she loves almost as much as I do. But a good thing that always comes with her spending time with them, is that she is then happier and easier to live with. So even though she always leaves me a list of chores to do, I don't mind if she has a smile on her face when she gets home.
But I digress. I started out to say that I've had a productive day, even though all the things I accomplished were minor piddling little irritating chores that you wouldn't normally set aside time to do. Like I retied and replaced some of the cable ties that hold the windscreen on the upper deck railing. Like vacuuming the kitchen (even though it wasn't on the list. I just thought it needed doing). Like installing a hook in the bathroom to hang the little clock on the wall. Like assembling and replacing in their proper place outside, the three burned out garden lights. And get this--I even baked a dozen gluten free sugar cookies and a dozen gluten free banana muffins. And it's not even lunch time yet. And I emptied the dishwasher and took out the trash.
I accomplished all that and I didn't even have to put my pants on.